The Baby-Sitters Club Club

Jack Shepherd and Tanner Greenring discuss the classic Baby-Sitters Club novels of Ann M. Martin in chronological order. Get ready to look with new eyes at the timeless adventures of Kristy, Mary Anne, Claudia, Stacey, and I guess Dawn. And probably Mallory too. Fine, and Jessi.
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Dec 12, 2016

Claudia Kishi may or may not have cheated on a test, but that's not the only crime against humanity we're experiencing this week! Tanner learned a "fun" new kind of Pig-Latin from the Pike children, and Jack literally can. not. shut. up. about what "Theory of Justice" Ann M. Martin subscribes to, so both of these boys are up before the court right alongside cheatin' Claudia, asking that you find it in your deep and expansive hearts to forgive them. 

Music credits:

“Thunderbolts of Lightning,” by teknoaxe
“Battle Cry,” by NGB
“Overture,” by Lionheart
Thanks, as always, to original baby boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and Superbrat for the outro music.
Dec 5, 2016
Jack and Tanner are together again recording in the same space this week. In fact, they’re recording in Jack’s “study” which is a cozier space that usual, so things get a little… intimate. This week, the boys discuss the works of Dickens, the simmering war between the newest factions, and get ready for the BSCC’s most dynamic theory to date: BREAD THEORY.
Music credits:
"Bagpipes of Nostaglia” by TYLTK
"Mazurka in D major” by Frédéric Chopin - Performed by Edward Neeman
“Melancholia” by Ryan Creep
"You're Not My Dad! [Trap Remix]” by Dennibro
Thanks, as always, to original baby boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and Superbrat for the outro music.
Nov 28, 2016

Deep inside Stoneybrook Middle School is a waypoint, a marker in time from which a thousand timelines diverge, like ripples in a stream. It's where the dance is: The still point of the turning world. The dance in this case is the Halloween Hop, and the ripple in time that we're focused on this week is a ripple in which someone sent Kristy fingernail clippings in the mail, which I guess is what amounts to romance these days. Anyway, Kristy has a mystery admirer, and it's creepier than that sounds. 

Music credits:

“Electro Breaks Loop,” by Technoaxe, CC
“Miles Away,” by Oxzide, CC
“Road Less Traveled,” by Jonny Easton, CC
Thanks, as always, to original baby boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and Superbrat for the outro music. 
Nov 21, 2016

Tanner checks in with Jack all the way from Paris to talk about Dawn's latest escapade with a gross older man named Travis. It's a Dawn book, so there are some inevitable religious undertones to deal with, but the main issue is the creepiness of Dawn and Travis's relationship, a topic that is treated with all the gravity that Tanner's atrocious French accent can muster. 

Music credits:

“Happy Chances,” by Nicolai Heidlas 
“Let the Beat Drop,” by Anton Markus
Nov 14, 2016

Are all of us simply “the sat,” whose collective will is bent and shaped by the whims of some grand, cosmic Sitter, or do we shape our own destinies? Do we exist in some liminal state between the two, all of us both Sitter and Sat? Perhaps each of us is just living out a different manifestation of one of Jackie Rodowsky’s multitudinous lives? Find out the answers to all these questions on this week’s Baby-Sitter’s Club Club.

Music Credits:
"Scenes from Childhood, Op. 15 - XII. Child Falling Asleep” by Robert Schumann - Performed by Donald Betts
"Very Low Note” by Kevin MacLeod
"Damn Daniel! [Trap Remix]” by Dennibro

And as always, thanks to Scott Lamb and Superbrat for our theme tunes.

Nov 7, 2016

Pack up your sleeping bags and your bug spray because Jack and Tanner (and special guest Natalie) are going to summer camp! They're joined by the usual cast of characters – among them, an uncharacteristically amorous Mary Anne, a typically nefarious Logan Bruno, and an especially tragic Jackie Rodowsky – and everyone's excited to swim in the lake, sing camp songs, and help Claudia negotiate the infinite sadness of a tragically doomed love affair. A little bit extra this week, Baby Nation, because it's a gosh darn Super Special. Super Special #2 - Baby-Sitters Summer Vacation. 

Music Credits:

“Hoist the Sails,” by Luke West
“dubstep-Gio-B3ats,”  by Gio-B3ats
“Sea of Dreams,” by Mark Barnwell
“You Gotta Have Theremin and Ukulele,” by SquidLord
“Lake of Tears,” by Michael J. Burkard 
“Lost Love,” by Lionel Schmitt
Special thanks to Natalie Johanesen for guest starring, to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro, and Superbrat for the outro. 
Oct 31, 2016


Happy Halloween, Baby Nation! Have we got a thematically appropriate episode for you this week! With the help of the Baby-Sitter's Club, Stacey discovers that Stoneybrook is build on an ancient burial ground, which is somehow the LEAST strange thing to happen in this book. Oh! Also, you all have a tough decision to make this week, Baby Nation: BURN or BEES.

Music Credits:
"Slenderman Is Watching” by Espanto Music
“My Sharona” MIDI
"The Dusty Attic” by Kevin Macleod
"Horror Ambience Music 3” by ThrillShowX
“Spooky Scary Skeletons” by Dennibro

And as always, thanks to Scott Lamb and Superbrat for our theme tunes.
Oct 24, 2016

What should have been a nice, relaxing vacation to Sea City, New Jersey, turns into a catastrophe due to an unwieldy number of boys gumming up the works. Stacey gets straight-up dumped by local "nice guy" Toby (no known last name), Jackie Rodowsky faces his most desperate mission yet, and Mary Anne cries her way through another low-level crisis. Known boys, Tanner Greenring and Jack Shepherd, try their very best to unpack it all for you in BSCC #35, Mary Anne and Too Many Boys. 

Music credits:

“Alone,” by G-nit Beatz
“Galactic Empire,” by Michael J. Burkard Music
“The Hostility Conundrum,” by Luke West
“Our Final Battle,” by Aaron Hayes
“Epic Battle,” by Gam3rDroid
“Last Dawn,” by Ross Budgen
“Cloudburst,” by Sentient Pulse
Thanks to Original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the Intro, and to SuperBrat for the Outro.


Oct 17, 2016
“There are other worlds than these. That we are drawn there again and again has to do with the rose. I have no doubt of that, nor do I doubt that in some way I do not understand the rose is the Dark Tower.” - The Dark Tower: Wolves of the Calla

This week Jack and Tanner talk about their favorite memes, a startling new artificial intelligence in Stoneybrook, the glaring, blood-colored field of roses still far from here, and the frightening rate at which the Mimi virus self-replicates and finds new human hosts to infect. 

Music Credits:

“#Ambient” by fave.

"Voyage" by Emberz

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Oct 10, 2016
Stoneybrook is resplendent with colorful new characters, including Susan, who secretly struggles to find meaning in a world that makes no sense. This week, Jack and Tanner return to some old favorites when they discuss the bees we find in every corner of our lives, what Australians eat for brekky, and the horrifying, ongoing significance of June 10th.
Make sure to catch Jack and Tanner's guest appearances on the Real Weird Sisters podcast as well, where they sort the citizens of Stoneybrook into Hogwarts houses.
Music Credits:
"Clair de Lune" by Claude Debussy, performed by Laurens Goedhart
Royalty Free Music by Emberz
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"By the Swanee River” by Arthur Pryor's Band
"Spiegel Im Spiegel” by Arvo Pärt
Oct 3, 2016

And it came to pass that Dawn and Mary Anne didn't enjoy sharing a bedroom as much as they thought they would. And Dawn in her righteousness did take the socks of Mr. Spier and pair them in such a way that they might be odd. And Jack and Tanner did look upon what Dawn had wrought, and they did pronounce it the sickest of burns. Also, things get kind of spooky, so maybe listen to this one with the lights on. Why the hell were you listening in the dark anyway?

Music credits:

"Devastation and Revenge,”  by Kevin MacLeod, CC
“The Dusty Attic,” by ErikMMusic, CC
“Corporate Music for Inspiring Product Presentation,” by Baumann Music, CC
“Dubstep Dance,” by Kierpm96, CC
Intro theme, by original Baby Boy Scott Lamb
Outro theme, by Superbrat
Sep 26, 2016

To quote the Spice Girls, "Come a little bit closer baby, get it on, get it on. 'Cause tonight is the night when two become one." That's right, he went to her. And Jack and Tanner went to one another this week to discuss "Mary Anne and the Great Romance." Tons going on in Stoneybrook this week including twins continuing to be terrible, something used, something borrowed, something blue, and the wedding we've been waiting 25 books for.

Music credits:

“One Love” by Danny E.B Tracks
"Sax On The Beach” by Bradley Raoul
"I Love You" by OMFG (Provided by Hero Radio)


A very special thanks to Superbrat for their version of our theme song! You can listen to their album "Dawn on the Coast" on bandcamp.


Sep 19, 2016

Listen to two ghostly voices, trapped in amber, echoing out from the murky abyss that is the Baby-Sitters Club Club podcast. This week Mallory finds a diary, talks to a ghost, and teaches a young boy to read. Also this week, Jack and Tanner become U.S. citizens, burn their faces off, and confront Princeton’s own Ann M. Martin about her whereabouts on the evening of June 10, 1958.

Music credits:

“The Battle Hymn of the Republic” by U.S. Army Band

“Amazing Grace Jig” by Dave DelaGardelle

"When Memories Break” by Smokey Viewer

“Intense Horror Whispering Music” by Mattia Cupelli

“Break Away” by Foria

Sep 12, 2016

Guess who's back (Stacey's back). And there's not a whole lot we can do about it. Did Mimi have to die to make this happen? Does this mean that our beloved Mr. Spier is going to fall under the siren spell of Stacey's mom? Is it nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Stoneybrook? Or is the best course of action to take arms against Mr. McGill, and by opposing, end him? Also, what the heck happened to those French Witch hunters? This episode is dedicated to the memory of our bravest little explorer, Jackie Rodowsky, (17 March 1880 – 17 March 1912).

Music credits:
"Salsa n’ Samba," by R. Yaniero, CC
"Ominous," by Kevin MacLeodCC
"Touch," by Mattia CupelliCC
"There is Romance," by Kevin MacLeodCC
"Overture," by LionheartCC
"You Gotta Have Theremin and Ukulele," by SquidLordCC
"I’m Coming Back," by Ross BugdenCC
"Let the Beat Drop," by Anton MarkusCC
Sep 5, 2016

Think of Stoneybrook (if you don't already) as a lovely, welcoming bird's nest. Now imagine that a wicked cuckoo has passed its boundaries and laid a great big vile, impostor cuckoo's egg right inside that sacred nest. That's literally (LITERALLY) what happens this week when an entity called JOHN (aka The Superbrat) hatches inside our beautiful home and sets about destroying dear Jessi's life. Of course, if we'd only paid attention we would have known, because, as is ever the case in the Baby-Sitters Cycle, it was foretold. 

Music credits:
"The Inner Demon," by Lionel Schmitt & ProjectSam, CC
"Rituals," by WarrioCC
"Crystal," by Zerryx & Midgranger, CC
Aug 29, 2016

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today – Claudia, Janine, Mr. and Mrs. Kishi, the members of the Baby-Sitters Club, the Baby Nation, Jack, and Tanner – to say goodbye. To who (or what)? Well, we've got a lot of theories about that. You'll have to listen along and decide for yourself.

Music Credits:

"Upbeat Ukulele” by MorningLightMusic

"Demonic Chorus” by Procrastination Pictures

“Unison" by Translucent

"Please Return” by Brian Lowe

Aug 22, 2016

Everybody, in one way or another, is searching for a "Tigger" in their lives – for some people, the Tigger they are searching for is true love, for others, it's success, and for still others, it's a more inscrutable "meaning." In Mary Anne's case, it's her cat. Who went missing. We think Logan stole it. 

Music credits:

Robert Austin, "Carnival Lament”, CC
Phyrid, “Don’t Cry”CC
Rikato, “Nebula”CC
The Flash Music, “Eternity”, CC
Alexy Papazian, “Sympathy for Love”, CC
And of course, thank you to the original Baby Boy, Scott Lamb, for our theme music. 
Aug 15, 2016

The prophecy foretold of one that would unite the tribes. A being born of two worlds... of two clans, who would unite the people under her banner. Will this Mother's Day surprise fulfill the omen and seal the blood pact? Will the Seven become the One? Will Jackie Rodowsky ever find his way back to the present time? Find out this week when Jack and Tanner sit down to discuss "Kristy and the Mother's Day Surprise."

Music credits:

“Upwards” by Jake R. Sanderson

"Kosmos Music Score" by Sarah Fogg & Simon Horrocks

“You Gotta Have Theremin and Ukulele” by SquidLord

"Entrance to the Queen of Sheba for Two Oboes, Strings” by Georg Friedrich Händel

“Air in F major, BWV Anh. 131” by Johann Sebastian Bach

“Chosen” by Ross Bugden

Aug 8, 2016

Dawn is forced to choose between the grey purgatory of Stoneybrook and the breathtaking paradise of California. Which is upsetting for Jack and Tanner because they frankly didn't realize they had a choice when they decided to spend every passing moment living, breathing, and dreaming about Stoneybrook. Besides, how can any of us think about leaving when we're still not sure whether Mr. Spier can get it together and tell Dawn's mom how he feels BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. 

Music Credits:

Sadness, by Vak Karapeshian, CC

Holy is the Lord of Host Union ChoirCC

Love You Forever, by Yu Hsing JowCC

Manslaughter, by Irish Zombie PiratesCC

Distorted Mirrors, by Moritz DemmerCC

And of course, Scott Lamb for our theme music.
Aug 1, 2016

It's CIVIL WAR, which means it's time to pick sides, Baby Nation. Are you yearning for change like the Jacks and Mary Annes of this world? Even if it leads to corruption and incompetence? Or are you looking for a strong leader like Tanner and Kristy are? Even if it means giving up some of your civil liberties? Or are you more of a Jessi, just trying to do your damn job while the club crumbles around you? Where do your allegiances lie?

Music Credits:
"Cute" by Bensound (CC)
"Never Dying - Ambient Orchestral" by Scott Buckley (CC)
"Overture" by Lionheart (CC)
"You Gotta Have Theremin and Ukulele" by squidlord (CC)
"Phantom Sage" by Silence (feat. Byndy)

And of course, Scott Lamb for our theme music.
Jul 25, 2016

Come play with us! Mallory's babysitting twins this week and it promises to be a fun, wholesome time that's not rotted through with any sinister evil at all. Plus, the boys discuss the gory ritual of ear-piercing, the troubling spectre of new babysitters on the horizon, and the frankly insane ensemble Claudia put together for this installment. There's also a bit of bad news about Mark Markson, who's on an increasingly desperate hunt for a new job ...


Music credits:

Overture, by Lionheart / CC

Acoustically driven instrumental, by Hyde / CC

Let the Beat Drop, by Anton Markus / CC

Jul 21, 2016

Another very special bonus mini-episode for both the Baby Nation and the Baby Feudal States! Tanner and Jack sit down to discuss Baby-Sitters Little Sister #2: “Karen’s Roller Skates,” a book filled with babies, bees, Bone Doctors, and other stuff that starts with a “b.”

Jul 18, 2016

This week, the boys are in their element talking about the classic "American Sports" themes of football men, baseball men, and TIME TRAVEL, as well as Kristy's massive, unquenchable CRUSH on a beautiful brown-eyed boy named either Bart or Brad. Can Jackie Rodowsky hit a home run for Kristy's Krushers? Can Kristy get through the season without falling in love? Can this podcast pass the Bechdel Test? Find out in episode 21, "Kristy and the Walking Disaster."

The Bechdel Test Theme song is "Let the Beat Drop" by Anton Markus

The Burn of the Week song is "Tell Me" by Killercats

The Tearful Moment song is "Energetic Beat Drop" by Kevin Boydston

Jul 11, 2016

This week, Jack and Tanner meet to discuss the very complex mechanical and metaphysical implications of traversing the Planes of Chaos, also known as the Immaterium, from the Warhammer 40k universe, and whether or not the human mind is capable of making sense of a senseless reality where the laws of motion and energy do not apply. But, then we cut all that out, so I guess you'll just have to listen to them talk about The Baby-Sitters Club books instead.


Jack's re-cap song is "Touch" by Mattia Cupelli

The Burn of the Week song is "Tell Me" by Killercats

The Signs and Signifiers music is by Paul the Trombonist

Jul 4, 2016

Great! Everything is so great! Definitely no major catastrophes this week. Just your typical, high-energy, enthusiastic Jack and Tanner having a lively discussion about the next book in the <i>Baby-Sitter's Club</i> series: "Stacey's Mistake!" Stacey certainly made some mistakes this week, but not ole' Jack and Tanner. Those dudes have everything all figured out. Haha! So great! Just... great.

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